people who make content of adam and amanda being best friends and helping each other better themselves and amanda being diana’s cool aunt
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found this comment on a clip of jigsaw 2017 and honestly i kin it
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me when my insurance agent is being a bitch and i notice he has a fucking piranha in his fish tank but my agent is getting tired of my shenanigans
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me as a saw protagonist when they roll out that little fucking doll on the tricycle
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lynn: whats your biggest fear
amanda: losing everyone i love
lynn: man that’s deep
lynn: mines the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now
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some of you have never been forced into a torture machine and told to atone for your sins in a horrendous way or die and it really shows
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what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man
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If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine
No It Isn’t
waitress assigned kin
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)
Nobody ever sneezes or coughs in movies unless it contributes to the plot.
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